Friday, January 21, 2011

One Can of Spam and No Pet.

Well Bloggers, we are now 11 strong! That's right, our little community here of us who enjoy a good laugh at my expense has reached the double digits. WOOP WOOP. Ya'll rock my socks. :)

So here's the latest from the Pharmacy. I got screamed at by very passionate woman who was certain that I was the devil in diguise personally out on a mission to screw up her prescription.  What this dear lady does not understand is that I am perfectly capable of screwing things up without it being on purpose. :)  Secondly she lacks the understanding that the mistake IS NOT THE CASHIER'S FAULT. That's me. CASH-IER.  The person who hands you your meds and takes your dough. That's it. End of story. Yet we brave soldiers on the frontlines are usually the only faces that people see when they visit the Pharmacy. So when a prescription is late or out of stock, despite our innocence, our very lives are jeopardized by the raging hormones and emotions of the unmedicated public.  It's a hard job, but someone has to do it.  :)

I've been doing a ton of songwriting lately. I'm living on my own for the first time ever. yep. One bed-room, two boxes of pop-tarts, a lonely can of Spam and a two-liter of Pepsi. There's not a lot that can beat that when it's ALL YOURS.  :)  But be in prayer...I lack one thing. you see I am currently the ONLY LIVING THING in this apartment. I don't even have a plant. i desperately want a pet, but it's a $400 deposit. Pray that I can get a cat soon so I have somebody to pur and rub against my feet in the mornings while I'm brushing my teeth. Talking to a can of Spam is just not the same.
What about you all?  What's new for you in 2011?


  1. I had to get some meds for a very sick Caleb & while we were sitting at the CVS pharm. I couldn't help but think of you! I watched this young girl working the cashier dealing with all these sick people and I had to snicker thinking abt crazy man!!
    You know we've have the same demented sense of humor. Love you girl!

  2. There was a time when you couldn't catch me on a PC now I've started my own blog as well. Imagine that!!!!!! Me blogging!! What's this world coming to.
    Always like your posts on FB. Now we're getting short stories from ya.Never a dull moment with "Jordan In Wally-World" It could turn into a best selling series! ;-) "Alice in Wonderland" got nothin on you.

  3. oh you guys are a riot! hahaha. So glad you get a kick out of my horrors. Cheryl, hope caleb feels better!!

  4. I've finally gotten some time to sit down and read your humorous anecdotes...Thanks for the LOL!!

  5. get a volleyball and paint a face on $400 deposit -- LOVE DAD!